Clipped from The Onion's website today. While it's fun to laugh about "Lutheran hot dogs" (known a couple of them, have you?) this is a great commentary on the tendency of some Christians to want to "brand" everything, and also on the way people react to such proclamations -- "Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt." Funny, but are we listening? Are we speaking to what really matters to people? Jesus did.